Bursts liked by Jessica Cambrook.

The Counsellor                                                                        

Karl not only ploughs up front lawns with his motorbike, showering finely-sieved turf, grit and small life-forms in neighbouring directions, he is also a relationship counsellor. He doesn’t need to be asked to drop by. Appointments aren’t necessary. Though attendance is compulsory. You’ll...

Dear Earth,

This is Bill. You remember me? Probably not. But you will. I'm Bill from next door. Bill from down the street, Bill from above the shop. That Bill. But hey, why should you care, right? Who's Bill? Nobody. Bill Nobody you might as well call me.

Well I'm tired of being Bill NOBODY. From now on, what little...